Heads-Up (The Legal-ish Stuff):
Drop your email and digits, and we’ll slide into your inbox (and maybe your texts) with unfair advantages, spicy offers, and the kind of AI-powered hacks your upline doesn’t want you to know about. If we get annoying, you can ghost us anytime. No hard feelings. Probably.

Privacy Vibes:
We don’t sell your info. We don’t share your info. We don’t even look at it weird. It stays locked up tighter than your high school diary. Standard messaging rates might apply (thanks, phone carriers). Opt out anytime. But we think you’ll wanna stick around.